I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
