Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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