: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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