what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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