I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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