You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i dont even know how to be here
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
