do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I supernannyed him into submission
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