I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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