No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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