On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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