At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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