i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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