Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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