I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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