Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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