She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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