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(424): View more from California

Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?

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(585): View more from New York

the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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(361): View more from Texas

I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore

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(843): View more from South Carolina

oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!

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