Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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