so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There's even glitter on my cock...
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