i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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