So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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