if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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