i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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