oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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