I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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