i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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