Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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