I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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