do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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