kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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