At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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