Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
