When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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