If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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