as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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