Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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