I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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