So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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