i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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