? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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