porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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