I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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