: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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