Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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