I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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