brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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