If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
