STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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