awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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