I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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