is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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